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04-18-2012, 07:29 PM
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 idiot savant with a ban stick Poster Rank:25 Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 54,356
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Student Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.   One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: cost - $29.99 Clinton : cost - $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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