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02-11-2013, 07:28 PM
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 Halo or Horns today? Poster Rank:415 Ladybug Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,788 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 49 Post(s)
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Re: Someone Had an Accident...
Wonder who the heck he was calling..."Uh honey can you come get me? I've had an accident...no, no, I'm fine....I just need a ride...and please bring some clean undies while you're at it." Bwahahahahaha  |
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#9
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02-12-2013, 09:03 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:284 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,550 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 554 Post(s)
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Re: Someone Had an Accident...
Poor bastard. Having just got over food poisoning, I could see how easily this could happen. This is why you should *always* do your sphicter-tightening exercises. They're not just for ****. |
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02-16-2013, 09:12 PM
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 So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:338 Male Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,766
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Re: Someone Had an Accident...
On one project I would purchase 6 chicken sandwiches and refridgerate them. My friend replaced one with an anchovy sandwich. Usually they are all gone by Wednesday. So Wednesday I ate the last sandwich and instantly realized something was wrong after one bite. I tried another bite and spit it all out. I ended up severely ill for several days and had extreme problems for over two weeks after I went back to work. Never, ever will I ever again eat an anchovy sandwich. Well, in fact I didn't by choice.
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