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09-20-2019, 07:26 AM
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So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
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#2
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09-20-2019, 07:56 AM
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Re: So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
What a broke pos. What was he jerking off to, porn mags are always behind the counter on top shelves aren't they?  |
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09-20-2019, 01:35 PM
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Re: So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
He looked surprised at his little ending |
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#4
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09-20-2019, 04:58 PM
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Re: So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
Whipping it out, in the store, to whack the weed. Buy a damn mag and go home.   |
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09-20-2019, 06:22 PM
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Re: So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
Probly a "My Little Pony" mag....  We need a "Ripping the Head of it" smiley  (Or as we Scots say.. Rippin' the heed aff it.) |
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09-20-2019, 08:30 PM
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Re: So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
wow. a 12 second fap. he's probably in San Diego.  |
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#8
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09-24-2019, 12:37 AM
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Re: So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
Wonder what happened we he was leaving the store? Did the clerk stop him and made him pay for the mag, or did he just give the kid the stink eye and let him go? |
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09-28-2019, 12:30 PM
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Re: So That's Why Some Porn Mags Pages Are Sticky
Well goddammit! First, I gotta worry about random people licking cartons of ice-cream in the store and putting them back. Now I gotta worry about sticky mags too?! Like wtf?!!! Thanks random crazy people!
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