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05-02-2026, 10:18 AM
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Scary Husband on the Couch
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05-02-2026, 01:17 PM
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Re: Scary Husband on the Couch
That’s interesting living room decor. I wonder if he enjoys scary movies?!   |
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05-03-2026, 01:44 AM
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Re: Scary Husband on the Couch
I do that at night, at 2 am, when my cat works his way down inside the blankets, very sneakily, and then touches his wet nose to my foot. He thinks it's HILARIOUS!  |
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05-05-2026, 04:29 PM
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Re: Scary Husband on the Couch
I've had my cats attack my morning wood when it pops up under the blanket. One of them made a pretty decent incision on the head one time. |
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05-05-2026, 08:24 PM
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Re: Scary Husband on the Couch
Mine never bit my dingus. Just the nose presses at 2 am were enough. But they generated frantic bicycling foot actions, so he regretted his poor decision. Until a few weeks later, when he did it again.
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05-05-2026, 11:11 PM
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Re: Scary Husband on the Couch
LOL. Mine wasn't bitten; it was the painful slice of the murder mittens.
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