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Russian Toerist Tried to Have Sex with a Cow but Gets Bitten

A naked tourist allegedly tries to rape a cow before he gets gored by the beast.

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, was arrested in Thailand after allegedly stripping off and sidling over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence.

The russian, who was on holiday in Surat Thani, allegedly tried to mount the cow only for her to react violently - pinning him to the ground and goring him.

Locals had already called the cops as they suspected the man was up to no good when they saw him roaming around the field naked.

They were said to have heard his cries for help while being attacked and waited for officers to arrive.

Sickening footage appears to show Kuvshinov bent double without any clothes as the bovine attacked him.

He was then taken to the Bannaderm Hospital to be treated for wounds on his bottom and abrasions all over his body.

A paramedic from the Ban Na Doem Foundation who treated the russian tourist said they suspected he had been trying to have sex with the cow.

They said: "We found cannabis in his car so maybe he was high.
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Re: Russian Toerist Tried to Have Sex with a Cow but Gets Bitten

Da fuk~

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You know it’s going to be a gem with a title like “Russian Toerist Tried to Have Sex with a Cow but Gets Bitten”. All the stretcher bearers agreed! hopefully the cow bit him on the toe too!
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LOOK! It's a video of PUTIN enjoying his visit to Ukraine!
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This astounds me. A Russian goes berserk without the involvement of vodka?
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Re: Russian Toerist Tried to Have Sex with a Cow but Gets Bitten

You cannot blame the rescue guy in the red top for smirking as he passes the camera. This guy must have been chonged to try something like this. I’m sure he could have just paid a Thai hooker to get on all fours and moo for him instead.
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