These are great!!!!!! Attacking a man's penis size is always a win. Even if it's big. You still say it's small and they HATE it. Yikes... I sound evil.
Damn.... I just threatened to hack my husband up, dump him into an abandoned well I found when I was little, and "set up" every cunt he stuck his cock into.
..... Humor is a nice approach too.
the first ones good (hell there all good) but have heard the observation that if the sexes were reversed in the same situation there would be an outrage...IE Jane Watserface has got a big c**t
i think its funny either way around