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01-04-2025, 05:55 AM
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Rabbit & Turtle Race
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01-04-2025, 11:23 AM
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Re: Rabbit & Turtle Race
It’s always the same. The rabbit is faster and always believes he can win so takes the leisurely stroll while the turtle trudges on for the finish line. |
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01-04-2025, 03:47 PM
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Re: Rabbit & Turtle Race
I blame that lady distracting the rabbit. Also, turtle should be drug tested.
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01-04-2025, 09:25 PM
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Re: Rabbit & Turtle Race
They have dachshund races every year for Oktoberfest in Tucson. They are hilarious! Mostly they just wander around until one of them, purely by chance, stumbles across the finish line. Sometimes they just wander off into the crowd. (Ya never know when someone is going drop a bratwurst!) It's almost like the Indy 500, except with blind, retarded drivers, and the reward is a cookie.  |
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01-05-2025, 02:06 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:267 ꓕSIꓤIꓕ∀S ϽINOᗡꓤ∀S Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 5,141
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Re: Rabbit & Turtle Race
NOT FAIR... that was a rabbit not a hare. Æsop would be turning in his grave.
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