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Police Spent 5 Hours Investigating a Murder, Turned Out to Be a Burnt Sex Doll

A five hour police hunt for a corpse ended in shock when the body turned out to be a lifelike sex doll.

The ‘dead body in a blue plastic bag’ was first spotted on Saturday evening by a dog walker at a demolition site in Rostock, northern Germany.

It was only once homicide investigators, police drones and fire engines were at the scene for five hours did they discover the human remains were actually something entirely different.

The alleged corpse was in fact a lifelike female sex doll.

The sex doll had even been set on fire in several places and stuffed into a blue IKEA bag.

Bemused police officers then carted off the synthetic doll and a funeral director, hired to transport the body to a morgue, was told to go home.

The cordon and crime scene were hastily deconstructed, what has already been labelled ‘one of the most bizarre police operations in criminal history’.

This is not the first time a human sex toy has been mistaken for a dead body.

The blonde-haired doll was dressed in a short blue shorts and a pink tube top and appeared remarkably lifelike when partly submerged in the woodland.

Cops quickly dubbed the doll Selena and collected her as evidence.

They department then joned on Facebook that Selena was ‘a little under the weather’ but ‘has been having a nice day and is expected to make a full recovery.’
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That’s great! The man’s laugh is a good addition.
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Selena now looks like Shaniqua.
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RIP Sophie.

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thats gonna be a fun police report to write
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So disrespectful how the cops are laughing
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Re: Police Spent 5 Hours Investigating a Murder, Turned Out to Be a Burnt Sex Doll

If they couldn't tell what was up by that doll's tits then I don't know what to say. Also, if that was a human, the arms would have adopted the "pugilistic posture" from the heat.
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