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02-04-2016, 03:16 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,730
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Old Man Died Whilst Having Sex with Prostitute
And they got stuck together. Apparently this is something that can happen. They were both transported to the hospital to be separated.
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02-06-2016, 09:51 AM
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Re: Old Man Died Whilst Having Sex with Prostitute
hilarious  |
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02-06-2016, 02:18 PM
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Re: Old Man Died Whilst Having Sex with Prostitute
That woman must have been in her 80s? Did he die from the pain of slipping his penis into what must have felt like a roll of sandpaper and getting stuck in the process?
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02-17-2016, 06:05 PM
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Re: Old Man Died Whilst Having Sex with Prostitute
Kudos to the old guy for dying in the saddle  How they get stuck I wonder? :you stupid A vigorous case of angel lust perhaps? |
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02-18-2016, 10:50 AM
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Re: Old Man Died Whilst Having Sex with Prostitute
Could have been this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus or maybe he was half man, half dog and had bulbous glandis.  |
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02-21-2016, 03:22 AM
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Re: Old Man Died Whilst Having Sex with Prostitute
Should have just sprayed em with the hose. That'll separate em.
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03-23-2016, 02:59 AM
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Re: Old Man Died Whilst Having Sex with Prostitute
Did he fucking die, or die fucking?
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