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● 07-12-2023, 04:48 AM
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Re: Nigeria - Probably Not Jenkem

This is actually a cultural video showing the famed African Headpole, used to show your fighting prowess. Obviously it used to be made of wood, before the white man came with their strange clothes and metal swords.
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Re: Nigeria - Probably Not Jenkem

He just found out he got a scholarship in the USA and he's preparing himself
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Re: Nigeria - Probably Not Jenkem

I was totally like WTF? Mentally retarded? Bizarre self-flagellation of some kind? Some strange mystical ritual from the darkest heart of Africa like those soldiers who flap around dried ferns or chicken/human parts or blow out puffs of strange powder while in battle because they're convinced it offers them magical protection? Or was it just some guy on drugs made from fermented feces? Or something else entirely? I still don't know what it is
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Re: Nigeria - Probably Not Jenkem

Number 3 failed to knock it down, send in number 4!
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Re: Nigeria - Probably Not Jenkem

Rumor has it he's still there today banging his head
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Re: Nigeria - Probably Not Jenkem

that sound wasn't from the pole but the emptyness of his skull
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Re: Nigeria - Probably Not Jenkem

Please let me make this clear ONCE AGAIN!!!

He was NOT pounding his head on a Pole! He was striking his head on a light stand!

There ARE NO EASTERN EUROPEANS ANYWHERE NEAR THIS POST. NOT EVEN IN THE POST ABOVE IT OR BELOW IT!!

We need more cultural awareness!!
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