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05-17-2025, 09:59 AM
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Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
and with hairy armpit exposed  |
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05-17-2025, 02:29 PM
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Re: Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
You know you've had too much to drink when you wake up with a sticky back...
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05-17-2025, 03:11 PM
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Re: Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
...and your dog doesn't respect you any more.
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05-17-2025, 07:23 PM
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Re: Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
Either that dog was looking very guilty or content at the end |
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05-18-2025, 06:52 AM
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Re: Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
I learn a lot from this website. Like don't try to steal gasoline from an overturned tanker in Africa, running towards the drone is better than away from it, don't drive a scooter in Vietnam, etc. I never thought I'd have to add "don't get raped by a labradoodle" to my list, but thank you DR.
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05-30-2025, 05:02 PM
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Re: Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
That was for pissing in his water bowl.
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06-02-2025, 01:32 PM
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Re: Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
I wonder if he’ll make that dog breakfast in the morning
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06-06-2025, 04:17 AM
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Re: Never Fall Drunk Asleep with a Horny Dog Around
You dont need to be asleep. My late Mother was kneeling in front of thee fire trying to warm her self up, next door Labrador walked in, ignored all us, and mounted her back and went like the clappers, we could not intervene for laughing |
dogs are a man’s best friend. 
