Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Phobophile · #1 02-18-2011, 10:47 AM

My god, why hasn't this been researched before?
This is a huge step forwards for mankind.

Faline · #2 02-18-2011, 11:26 AM

Dennislp3 · #3 02-18-2011, 12:34 PM

lol I love the onion

TwistedPrincess · #4 02-19-2011, 05:44 AM

man, my blood was boiling until i realized it was onion. but seriously, this probably isn't all that far from the truth when it comes to some of these labs that survive off government grants and use animals in their testing. they will do whatever it takes to keep that grant money coming in. i can hardly wait until the day comes when we make a move closer to being civilized by ceasing to use animals in medical research

xXRockerGuyXx · #5 02-20-2011, 05:53 AM

TheHag · #6 02-20-2011, 07:03 PM

I love the onion!

XZER0 · #7 02-22-2011, 10:36 PM

lol, awesome

johnleeknoefler · #8 02-23-2011, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TwistedPrincess

man, my blood was boiling until i realized it was onion. but seriously, this probably isn't all that far from the truth when it comes to some of these labs that survive off government grants and use animals in their testing. they will do whatever it takes to keep that grant money coming in. i can hardly wait until the day comes when we make a move closer to being civilized by ceasing to use animals in medical research

Actually it's a real study. I read it in a research mag several years ago. I never did see the vid until now. The Onion did a nice spoof on it though with the additional News Anchor added. Oh ya. I love it when they did the punching as well as the stabbing the eye socket. Baby monkeys also? Dang. I want to see a study on how educated researchers react to stabbing vs punching and if it matters if you stab them in the eye sockets. What a cunt.