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● 07-27-2016, 07:26 AM
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Moronic Rapper Shoots Himself in the Cheek

Wasn't sure if to post it here or in the medical section, but decided here cos this guy is just one massive fail.

I lifted this off his facebook page:

Plot twist: I shot myself in the face.
Synopsis: I actually wanted to put this in a music video/ but no cameraman wanted to film it. So I did it myself since I felt like taking a bullet to the face.
Anyway, this was really nothing. I've been shot a couple times before and this was like a 4 out of 10 on the pain scale after the initial impact.
I look slightly disorientated after the blast. That's because my ears were ringing/ in pain. It was hard to focus on sound and although I assumed that i swallowed the bullet/ I wasn't quite sure.
The last time that a bullet ricocheted through me/ it destroyed an organ and part of another.
Now, anyway, to all my friends and family who boo hoo about this shit, deal with it. I don't give a fuck whether you want me to live or not unless you are paying me MONEY. Your care for my life will never supersede my disregard for it. I knew it was possible that the bullet might bounce back and puncture my throat/ but it didn't matter.
And yeah, a bunch of people thought that someone else did this. Nah I would've fought back if that was the case.
And concerning the laughter/ I forgot about what we were laughing at. I think we saw something outside the window for a second that induced the humor, but I can't remember.
When my tongue was moving rapidly around my mouth, I was feeling for my teeth.
Anyway, I should've used a different gun. My friend discouraged me from using the .9mm because he said it was armor piercing.
Armor piercing: I wonder what that'd look like going through my arms/ do you?
Lastly Worldstar initially told me to email them this video, so as of now, before I am anything important, I'm answering all questions concerning my books, art gallery, and mediocre rap/ rock videos.
https://www.facebook.com/empk.knight?fref=nf



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next time try the temple
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Re: Moronic Rapper Shoots Himself in the Cheek

His aim was off. Should have been a little higher.
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Yep, that had "great idea" written all over it Idiot.
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● 07-27-2016, 09:41 AM
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Something wrong in this idiot's brain. Very, very wrong...
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We'll see him in death section soon. He has a self hatred obviously, so ......... Waiting!
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● 07-28-2016, 05:46 AM
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See, it's not guns that are the issue. It's the fact that they are being sold to fuckwits like this guy. It's a shame he didn't hit his brain.
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he didnt have enough brain to realize no way he could have swallowed the bullet. he probably swallowed his brain instead.
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there has to be a correlation between rap music and iq
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I dont mind that this dude wanted to show off, nope! It all the same thang to him him anyway, just dont endanger outhers!

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