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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

Lol..
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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

that was funny. My cousin got electrocuted like this in the past, he said that was very painful, like someone kicking your head.
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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

First time for me to see someone to try to kill a pig that way...
Using an axe and the blunt side of the head,
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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

First time for me to see someone to try to kill a pig that way...
Using an axe and the blunt side of the head,
That's a common way...you don't want the pig dead for blood pressure keeping when throat slit. You want to knock him out only...Hardcore, I know, but usual. Bacon is a white meat.

Anyway, better like that, than cutting is throat while perfectly aware.
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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

Hilarious Yeah, at least that method is quick and relatively merciful. Some villages in certain countries, notably eastern europe, will burn pigs alive with a blowtorch until it dies because they think the meat tastes better that way
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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

Must have been his first time holding and using an axe...
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When I was young my grand father, his brother and my father took me to hold rear legs of a pig during this...That was a "friendly" joke, cause the pig just gave an enormous shit on me during the throat slit. I will remember that until my death.
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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

And the little pig went "hee hee hee!!!" all the way back home
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Re: Moron Almost Kills Himself Whilst Attempting to Slaughter Pig

ghosts are real brah
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