[lapper]

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[Sadisticfucker]

Effects on young & immpressionable people is one thing.
Effects movies have on stupid dumb retarded fucks is another

[Curb Stomper]

He should try it with a watermelon.

[kellyhound]

Some say that news clipping is a fake. They don't release names of victims under the age of 18."

Others researched the last name and claim that there are no Emburger's with listed phone numbers in Idaho.

In fact, the online phonebook at anywho.com lists only a single Emburger -- in New Jersey.

Unlisted phone numbers and errors in online databases are common, so this is not conclusive, but it is suggestive.

funny though

[joeyenglish]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

Some say that news clipping is a fake. They don't release names of victims under the age of 18."

Others researched the last name and claim that there are no Emburger's with listed phone numbers in Idaho.

In fact, the online phonebook at anywho.com lists only a single Emburger -- in New Jersey.

Unlisted phone numbers and errors in online databases are common, so this is not conclusive, but it is suggestive.

funny though

YEAH ITS SOUND VERY FAR FETCHED!

[joeyenglish]

YEAH AND I DOUBT EVEN IF A TEEN DID DO THAT HE WOULD RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL AND TELL THEM THE STORY!

[akosimatsu]

straight BULSHIIIIIITTTTTT !!

[DonB]

Real newspapers don't use words like "shagging" and "pecker", other than as allusions.

[Hotstuff]

still funny tho

[bilysbad]

r u kidding me?!!!