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Monkey Stole Coffee and Burns His Balls

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● 12-12-2025, 07:28 AM
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Re: Monkey Stole Coffee and Burns His Balls

Similar to the McDonald's incident.
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Re: Monkey Stole Coffee and Burns His Balls

Similar to the McDonald's incident.
Except that was a woman without balls that burned her crotch and the monkey didn’t get any monitory compensation.

He took his frustrations out on the coffee bearer.
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Re: Monkey Stole Coffee and Burns His Balls

He got Hot Nuts!
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Re: Monkey Stole Coffee and Burns His Balls

The monkey's name is Stella.


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