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Man Wrecks His Car, Gets Out And Masturbates

Not sure what this guy is on, yet he crashes his car in-front of a store, then gets out, pulls his pants down, and starts to masturbate.
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Re: Man Wrecks His Car, Gets Out And Masturbates

An avid fan of David Cronenberg's 96 "classic" Crash, perhaps
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Re: Man Wrecks His Car, Gets Out And Masturbates

First guess would be a super dose of bath salts for the dude!
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wiggle that ass.
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Re: Man Wrecks His Car, Gets Out And Masturbates

From the shadow on the photograph, his cock is massive! HAHA!
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Re: Man Wrecks His Car, Gets Out And Masturbates

An avid fan of David Cronenberg's 96 "classic" Crash, perhaps
most likely
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Re: Man Wrecks His Car, Gets Out And Masturbates

The crash was so extreme it turned him on.
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Re: Man Wrecks His Car, Gets Out And Masturbates

GG Allin's driver's education class.


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