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● 01-08-2009, 08:41 AM
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Man Left Dangling Bare Ass, Upside Down After Chairlift Mishap

JANUARY 6 In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning.

The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin.

It appears that the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap.

His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding.

As seen in the photos on the following pages (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair's botched boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift.

The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man from the four-seat chair.

The images on page four and five were taken by a local photographer who happened upon the rescue scene.

In a statement released this afternoon, Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being "suspended for approximately seven minutes.

" The press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that "the man was caught on the chair."
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Re: Man Left Dangling Bare Ass, Upside Down After Chairlift Mishap

That's bloody hilareous! Oh imagine how mortified he would have been! If I saw that, the snow around me would very quickly turn yellow
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Re: Man Left Dangling Bare Ass, Upside Down After Chairlift Mishap

heard about this on the news yesterday....... thanks for the pic's
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It's called shrinkage
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Re: Man Left Dangling Bare Ass, Upside Down After Chairlift Mishap

DUDE!?!?! .....quit posting in the wrong section!
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Why? He shit himself.
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Hey Alan !
Keep it up !Your posts are fuckin good !
At least ya not the "mistress of the Repost", like blueMurratikiller!
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