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02-02-2019, 10:29 PM
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Man leaves world, knot the way you wood expect
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That's what you call a Barberchair

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I'm ashamed of myself. This vid actually made me laugh. There was just no way he could have seen that coming!
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02-02-2019, 11:40 PM
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Is that an Aussie accent I hear?
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02-02-2019, 11:49 PM
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It looks like he was decapitated.
His hard hat flew off
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Damn... too many H words close together. I’m annoyed st myself for that..
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02-02-2019, 11:51 PM
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I wonder what he was thinking when he lumbered into work that morning?
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02-03-2019, 12:06 AM
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tree went down fighting.
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Gotta love these sort of things. The totally unexpected fuckup at work that puts a poor sap in a coffin. Could happen to any one of us.
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02-03-2019, 03:26 AM
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Re: LumberjackASS

It looks like he was decapitated.
he wasn't and also didn't die. Fractured collarbone and possible fractured vertebra according to the company he worked for.

so i move this one to the fail section.
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