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02-03-2017, 02:35 AM
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Re: Looking for My Phone
Either that or "Me trying to find shit after my roommate 'cleans up'." Me: "Where is the electric knife?" Her: "It's in the pantry. You'd find it if you'd only look." Me: "We've always kept it over by the stove. Please keep it there." <6 weeks later> Me: "Where is the electric knife?" Her: "It's in the pantry. You'd find it if you'd only look." Me: "We've always kept it over by the stove. When I find it, to make sure you listen this time, I shall flay you with it." |