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Re: Looking for My Phone

been there done that
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Re: Looking for My Phone

Either that or "Me trying to find shit after my roommate 'cleans up'."

Me: "Where is the electric knife?"

Her: "It's in the pantry. You'd find it if you'd only look."

Me: "We've always kept it over by the stove. Please keep it there."

<6 weeks later>

Me: "Where is the electric knife?"

Her: "It's in the pantry. You'd find it if you'd only look."

Me: "We've always kept it over by the stove. When I find it, to make sure you listen this time, I shall flay you with it."

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.. Very true..
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In short, he still didn't find him


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