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Re: Look Mom, I Found a Nice Ocean Shell

Fair play to the lad, he ran back and put it back in the ocean
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Re: Look Mom, I Found a Nice Ocean Shell

Indeed. At least he didn’t just toss it into the sand. How cool though its owner was still inside.
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Re: Look Mom, I Found a Nice Ocean Shell

I just laughed a little too much. Did I piss myself? That depends.
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Re: Look Mom, I Found a Nice Ocean Shell

Good thing he didn't try to hear the ocean with it.


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