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07-10-2026, 09:44 AM
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Let Me Shoot My Hand Real Quick
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07-10-2026, 10:43 AM
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Re: Let Me Shoot My Hand Real Quick
He’s one smart cookie.  Don’t mind the hole in the ceiling. It’ll be fine eventually..  |
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07-10-2026, 04:33 PM
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Re: Let Me Shoot My Hand Real Quick
Scientists have discovered that the common pond snail (specifically the species Lymnaea stagnalis) relies on just 2 brain cells to make complex decisions. This fascinating discovery showed that one cell motivates the snail to look for food, while the second cell tells it whether food is present and for the rest the snail is not capable of anything but sometimes it disguises as a party animal that usally harms himself. |
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07-11-2026, 02:11 AM
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Re: Let Me Shoot My Hand Real Quick
He can use the parts he blew off to patch the ceiling hole. Don't just think of things that make you SAD! Think of things that can make you GLAD!  |
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07-12-2026, 04:44 AM
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Re: Let Me Shoot My Hand Real Quick
See his middle finger hanging down as he shot straight through its tendon. They tend to shrink back inside and retreat towards the anchor points. If he doesn't get prompt medical attention, he won't be doing this ever again  |
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07-12-2026, 01:09 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:433 Male Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 2,644 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 356 Post(s)
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Re: Let Me Shoot My Hand Real Quick
The classic case of “I took the magazine out and thought it was empty”. He’s too stupid to own a gun.
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