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Re: Killed by Elephant Excrements.

Hahaha, must be an embarrasing way to die...for his relatives.

"Well, he was kinda choked, and smashed..."
- By what?
"ehh hmm elphsht hmmm"
- What?
"ELEPHANTSHIT!! OK??!"
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bat boy was wonderful.
I used to love this mag you could only get it in 2 shops that i know of in dublin then all of a sudden i couldnt get it anymore..of course it was fake but loved it all the same anybody know what happened to it??
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It's real
This guy loved his elephants and one became very constipated and ill he didn't want the elephant to die so they gave the elephant an enema as a last chance to save it
The problem was when the enema was finished the elephant crapped on him since he hadn't gone in weeks the elephant had enough dung do actually smother his owner true story
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I actually knew the bat boy. So THAT one, at least, is real. Good guy.
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I used to love this mag you could only get it in 2 shops that i know of in dublin then all of a sudden i couldnt get it anymore..of course it was fake but loved it all the same anybody know what happened to it??
They stopped publishing it a couple of years ago - I guess people found the Internet more entertaining.
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Re: Killed by Elephant Excrements.

Hahaha, must be an embarrasing way to die...for his relatives.

"Well, he was kinda choked, and smashed..."
- By what?
"ehh hmm elphsht hmmm"
- What?
"ELEPHANTSHIT!! OK??!"
Haha
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Re: Killed by Elephant Excrements.

Standing "Back there" after giving an elephant laxatives isn't a very wise life decision...obviously. I wonder how the obituary read?
loved his tuskers
more than a bit
ended his life
choking on shit


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