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09-24-2012, 08:10 AM
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Re: Jumping Over A Car Fail
I remember the time I got kicked, quite gently, by a four-day-old Thoroughbred foal. Right on the shin. It hurt. It hurt like fuck. And then when I moved in front of the little guy in an effort to hold him in position, he did a front strike with a hoof and hit me. In the same shin. In the exact same spot. Now it didn't just hurt like fuck, it hurt like a 12-inch black man cock-up-the-ass-without-lube fuck. I couldn't walk for about three hours, and had a nice egg grow on the front of my shin that stayed there for a week.
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