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07-21-2026, 02:29 AM
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Idiot Tries To Crack Open ATM
Idiot Tries To Crack Open ATM Marcus Williams was electrocuted while attempting to pry open an ATM with a metal bar. Surveillance footage captured 18-year-old Marcus Williams approaching an ATM late at night carrying a metal pry bar. When he attempted to force the machine open, the metal bar made direct contact with internal electrical components, sending a fatal surge of electricity through his body. Following his death, his family sued the bank for $500,000. The court ruled that his death was the direct result of his own criminal actions and that the bank carried no liability. The judge dismissed the lawsuit and ordered the family to pay the bank for the physical repair costs of the machine. |
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07-21-2026, 04:20 AM
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07-21-2026, 08:20 AM
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Re: Idiot Tries To Crack Open ATM
This is my contribution to the family.
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07-21-2026, 12:36 PM
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Re: Idiot Tries To Crack Open ATM
BWAHAHAA!!! Family should thank the bank/ATM manufacturer for helping cull their weakest/dumbest-link relative.  |
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07-21-2026, 01:54 PM
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Re: Idiot Tries To Crack Open ATM
Justice served by electricity.   Oh, by the way, you owe the bank $4,678.95 for damages.  |
