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● 11-22-2009, 05:26 PM
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...limited range of motion??? I am pretty sure they mean if your ass is too fucking fat for you to reach....*shudder*
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I am pretty sure they mean if your ass is too fucking fat for you to reach....*shudder*
probably you're right
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I know what I'm giving at our white elephant Christmas!
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That is an infomercial nightmare, I love it! My family is going to hate me this X-mas! I mean, who doesn't need a poinsettia pillow, and a corn brush? Great link, thanks Miss!
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People do have limited range of motion and arent fat. I hope you never have to have shoulder surgery. http://www.proceduresconsult.com/med...procedure.aspx
Its not fun and does limit your range of motion.
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People do have limited range of motion and arent fat. I hope you never have to have shoulder surgery. http://www.proceduresconsult.com/med...procedure.aspx
Its not fun and does limit your range of motion.
Oh come now Woolu, we're just having fun, this is a joke section, not the medical section.
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People do have limited range of motion and arent fat. I hope you never have to have shoulder surgery. http://www.proceduresconsult.com/med...procedure.aspx
Its not fun and does limit your range of motion.
God damn dude..... I DO have shoulder problems, as a matter of fact.....
But, umm...... don't people NORMALLY come with TWO?????
You hope I never have shoulder surgery.... and I hope you get that stick out of your ass.
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thats right
God damn dude..... I DO have shoulder problems, as a matter of fact.....
But, umm...... don't people NORMALLY come with TWO?????
You hope I never have shoulder surgery.... and I hope you get that stick out of your ass.


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