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Old 04-16-2009, 06:47 PM
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Pierson man who did not know wife was pregnant delivers baby with 911 dispatcher's help - Grand Rapids News - The Latest News, Blogs, Photos & Videos – MLive.com

There's a 911 clip that's pretty funny

MONTCALM COUNTY -- A Pierson man told a dispatcher today he did not realize his wife was pregnant before the dispatcher talked the couple through the birth of a healthy baby boy.

The father called 911 around 2:15 a.m. to report that his wife was having a baby. Dispatchers sent rescuers, but the baby would not wait and was born minutes later.


"Oh my god I'm looking at a baby!" the father said after being connected to dispatcher Angie Adams.

"I didn't know my wife was pregnant," he added moments later.

"You didn't know she was pregnant?" the dispatcher responded.

"No! No!" replied the father.

He told Adams he and his 27-year-old wife had recently quit smoking and thought her recent weight gain was related to that. He said the couple had two previous children, and that she had another child by a previous relationship.

Adams kept the couple on the phone through delivery and instructed them on what to do immediately following the birth.

At one point he said to his wife, "Oh my god, how could you possibly be pregnant?"

"I don't know," she responded.

Near the end of of the call, the phone was given to the mother.

"What a surprise," Adams said.

"Yeah, it was," the mother responded.

Rescuers soon arrived, and took the baby to a local hospital.

Adams recently completed her training and is Montcalm County Central Dispatch's newest dispatcher.

"Obviously, we're proud of her," Director Jeff Troyer said.
The Pierson home where a man who did not know his wife was pregnant delivered a baby boy this morning with help from a 911 dispatcher.
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so in other words she was fucking fat and just got fucking fatter.

yeah.... cause i normally dont get my period for 9 months at a time when i am not pregnant. Fucking hill billy fucking morons. I cant believe i share this earth with such human fuck knuckles.
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LOL I especially liked the part where the guy goes "we just quit smoking and I thought she was just getting fat from that"
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the pic explains it
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At one point he said to his wife, "Oh my god, how could you possibly be pregnant?"

"I don't know," she responded.
lol it's one of those couples that never have sex.
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i call bullshit. she never felt movement it was a completely still baby
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