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02-23-2013, 06:10 PM
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| Your Mothers Nightmare... Poster Rank:411 Male Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,856 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 1036 Post(s)
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Re: Husband's Smelly Revenge
Real or not? It is an awesome comeback! I came back from Iraq to find my slut had been sleeping around and when I kicked her out and she went to (one of) he lovers I went to the GUI clinic with a friend of hers for "support" knowing she would be straight on the phone to her afterwards and came out saying I had to wait for 3 days and that I had to call (with my password) to get the full results...but things didn't look good....(I had dipped my wick in the wax pot since I got back for a couple of reasons... 1. after 6 months in the desert 2 IED incidents and the motherfucker of ambushes just a couple of weeks before I got home I needed to get rid of a whole load of testosterone and put my scent back on the bitch. 2. I needed to go there for the plan to work. I must add that I had been for a test to a different GUI clinic a week before this visit to make sure all was well in the waterworks dept and it was.... Our mutual friend who came with me to the clinic to help calm my pox ridden nerves obviously insisted on supporting me when I made the phone call back to the clinic....this was a piece of piss to set up as I just changed a (female) friends number in my mobile to GUI Clinic and pretended to be somewhat nervous and asked the friend if she would call for me....she did..."hello ***** Health clinic results dept can I take your name please she gave my name and she was told that she could only give details to me so I took the phone gave her my details and the password and put the phone on loud speaker just in time for her to hear signs of chlamydia and positive on gonorrhea.... i dropped my phone onto the concrete path in faux shock & horror picked up the broken phone and told her thank you, asked her not to mention anything to the slut as she could find out on her own and she would then have to tell at least 2 of her bosses and some of my own colleagues of which 1 at least was married and that I was off down to the doctors pharmacy where my prescription was waiting for me. Prescription was easy, asprin in one and placebo's in the other all labelled up by another good friend in the medical centre....and sit back and wait for the fire works....it didn't take long as they both knew I was 100% faithful - always have been & always will be, so they both knew if I had gotten an itchy'n'scratchy it was her doing not mine.....oh and her boss was married and she shacked up with the other one ohhh how the shit flew as she went to one clinic after another having scrapes, probes and examinations as she must have something as its the only way I could have got it......I told her mate after about 6 months and she pissed herself laughing and told me of the turmoil and divorce of the boss it had all caused. Her friend was by this time well on my side as she began to see the size of the problem! Her friend and I are to this day still best friends but the slag is all alone with her fat lazy slob of a man that she announced she was so in love with that she bloody married and now she wants out but the last 8 years have apparently been hard on her looks and body...that makes me smile inside hearing her misfortune....does that make me the bad one now? |