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How to Be a Skript Kiddie
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Old 09-13-2009, 01:22 PM
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How to be a skript kiddie

1. View source
2. Simply become a user of teh w/i/ki or:
3. Download nmap, sshnuke, a CS wallhack tool, Back Orifice, NetBus, SubSeven, and all sorts of botnet tools.
4. Gather and/or join a botnet.
5. Talk out of your ass.
6. Hack every IP you see.
7. DDoS every IP you can't hack.
8. Troll everyone you can't DDoS.
9. Hack everyone you can't troll.
10. Email bomb the admins you can't hack.
11. Brag about stuff you didn't even do.
12. Call other hackers script kiddies.
13. Troll everyone who calls you a script kiddie.
14. Put a floodnet on #wikipedia.
15. Blank pages on every wiki you find.
16. Call everything that walks a fucktard.
17. Download other hackers' tools then claim that you wrote them.
18. Get beaten up by your friends who you hacked by accident.
19. Get banned from the internet.
20. Threaten to kill yourself and blame your hacker friends when you get arrested.
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Old 09-13-2009, 02:13 PM
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Old 09-13-2009, 04:55 PM
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Old 09-13-2009, 06:04 PM
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Hey structive, I bet those 2 above me are Skript Kiddies!!!
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