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Re: How Not to Pull a BMW E36 Out of a Ditch Using a Tractor

Tractor only did what the ditch didn't. Wreck the car, that is.
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Re: How Not to Pull a BMW E36 Out of a Ditch Using a Tractor

If you can afford to drive a BMW, you can afford to have a professional wrecker come pull your dumb ass out of the ditch.

As for the asshat driving the tractor, with low-traction on a narrow roadway, leading to a shitty runout on the other side, where the fuck were you planning to put the tractor once you pulled the car out?

Second, you don't want to raise the tow-point that high on your tractor (unless you want to roll the fucking thing backwards and crush you in the cab. )

Finally, if you didn't attempt the first pull at optimal engine RPM, I'm sure you didn't lock your rear differential. Both of those would be necessary to efficiently pull the car out.

WTF, indeed.
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