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Re: How Not to Pet an Alligator

I feel sorry that he is so bloody stupid!
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Re: How Not to Pet an Alligator

I thought we were going to see a snap then a death roll and mr idiot was for dinner
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Re: How Not to Pet an Alligator

He only just got away with it the first time, why try again?
He deserved that, i hope it fuckin hurt
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fuckin idiot
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Re: How Not to Pet an Alligator

He only just got away with it the first time, why try again?
He deserved that, i hope it fuckin hurt
i hope it fuckin hurt too
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Re: How Not to Pet an Alligator

I think Wally Gator was just saying; "Look asshole , I'm hung up from a deer kill last night and I don't need anything but your fingers to push the stuff through."
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retard.
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The world is full of idiots, and we have found their leader.
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Re: How Not to Pet an Alligator

thinks he's an expert on putting his hand in a crocodiles mouth?????????? "gotta go in low, just above the bottom jaw, and on the way out" SNAP! stupid mother fucker haaa haaa


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