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05-14-2010, 06:48 AM
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Re: How Did She Get a Black Belt?

she an obviously kick ass with her legs.
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She must be bloody good with her feet.
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damn...she has no 2nd amendment rights
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Re: How Did She Get a Black Belt?

Lol ya can tell by Pic 3 that her kicking skills aren't too flash at all. Besides her grounded foot facing totally the wrong way and her balance all outta wack, how low to the ground is that board being held! She ain't kicking anyone in the throat anytime soon.

And in that same pic check out the kids in the background. One has his hand squeezing his lips together stifling a laugh, and young fella to his left is openly laughing. Lol looks to me that even the kids there know that her being a black-belt is a big joke.
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She can't kick higher than her waist and with those t rex arms she can't balance either. Isn't ebay great??
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I guess the person who decides if she gets a higher belt rank or not is too nice to her due to her disabilities :o
Usually when you have bad positioning and so further in martial art sports you don't get a higher belt rank, for an example in this case. ;p
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I used to have a neighbor with no arms at all, he was a "little person" as well, which only fueled the laughter of my friends and me at that time. BUT he lived in a row of houses with a shared parking lot. This parking lot had one awesome muscle car on it, cant remember make/year etc cause I was too young. Anyway, one day we play soccer on the lot, he gets out, we stop and watch him walk past all the cars to the awesome one. Turns out he had it modified that he only needed is short legs to drive. The contraption in the cabin looked weird, but he had our respect from then on
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I think she is a T-rex!!!
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I think she is a T-rex!!!
lmao xD.
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