The mating-habits of the albino land-whale are interesting indeed. Here, she has managed to draw the attention of an ebony limp-weenie. Whilst this will not be a successful mating, neither the land-whale nor the limp-weenie seem to be the least bit bothered by that fact. They will try, unsuccessfully, to copulate for hours, until finally the male gives up, in search of more accessible genitals. The land-whale will retreat unsatisfied to her lair, to gorge upon Twinkies.
/Attenborough.
I read that in David Attenboroughs voice...