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"Here comes Peaches now y'all.
*Sings*
Come on Peaches, yeah. Yes lord. Come on.
Oh lord, she dead. Oh lord.
Think you got her deacon?
I would help y'all playa but I just had back surgery.
uh uh, I can't assist in that.
I like that shower cap Peaches.
She..Peaches don't mess around, she naked honey, ...(?) mmm,mmm, not messing around with y'all playa.
Peaches should've got you a non slip swimming shoes, I told her, I, I, I told her for real.
I thought that girl was about to go see the lord.
I'm glad they have her.
Hey! I know that floor slips sister Jersey spilled some collard green juice over there. That's what it is. At least she made it.
Here we go y'all."

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"Here comes Peaches now y'all.
*Sings*
Come on Peaches, yeah. Yes lord. Come on.
Oh lord, she dead. Oh lord.
Think you got her deacon?
I would help y'all playa but I just had back surgery.
uh uh, I can't assist in that.
I like that shower cap Peaches.
She..Peaches don't mess around, she naked honey, ...(?) mmm,mmm, not messing around with y'all playa.
Peaches should've got you a non slip swimming shoes, I told her, I, I, I told her for real.
I thought that girl was about to go see the lord.
I'm glad they have her.
Hey! I know that floor slips sister Jersey spilled some collard green juice over there. That's what it is. At least she made it.
Here we go y'all."

Thank you for the translation. I had the bulk of it, but there were a few holes in my interpretation.
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"Here comes Peaches now y'all.
*Sings*
Come on Peaches, yeah. Yes lord. Come on.
Oh lord, she dead. Oh lord.
Think you got her deacon?
I would help y'all playa but I just had back surgery.
uh uh, I can't assist in that.
I like that shower cap Peaches.
She..Peaches don't mess around, she naked honey, ...(?) mmm,mmm, not messing around with y'all playa.
Peaches should've got you a non slip swimming shoes, I told her, I, I, I told her for real.
I thought that girl was about to go see the lord.
I'm glad they have her.
Hey! I know that floor slips sister Jersey spilled some collard green juice over there. That's what it is. At least she made it.
Here we go y'all."

I was cry laughing because of that. I started to scroll down thinking SURELY that wasn't as funny to anyone else... and sure enough... you transcribed it. Made me craugh all over again.

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I could not say anything funnier than that vid, but I will add that the helper is gonna need a bigger towel for Miss Peaches.
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Thank you for the translation. I had the bulk of it, but there were a few holes in my interpretation.
I was way off...
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Landed right on the faucet too!
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Re: Here Comes Miss Peaches

Should have just put a bucket of KFC on that floating chair. She would get there.
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