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Guy Crucifies Santa on His Lawn, Is Shocked People Are Offended

I don't know where this is located.

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We've all had that one neighbor who puts up terribly tacky Christmas decorations every year, but no one has the heart to tell him because he's just so into it. Such is apparently the case in Corpus Christi, Texas, where one man living near the local church unveiled his take on Christmas: a bloody Santa nailed to a cross under the Slayer logo. He says it's totally not meant to offend anyone, though.

The man also says the Jesus similarity never occurred to him, pointing out that the blood, the crown of thorns, and the fact that, again, poor Santa is nailed to a cross are all just, "a little decoration." And although some neighbors don't seem to like the unusual ornament, the man claims children love it, presumably in the same way some kids like to throw rocks at stray cats.

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Re: Guy Crucifies Santa on His Lawn, Is Shocked People Are Offended

That doesn't even look enough like santa to offend anyone.

Edit: Looking again, it looks a bit like captain spalding.
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it has manatee flippers
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Who cares?
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That doesn't even look enough like santa to offend anyone.

Edit: Looking again, it looks a bit like captain spalding.

There is always one person annoyed by something someone does.

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He's an obvious real life troll.
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...Trying too hard to be edgy, fail.
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