[RiversEdge]

Sees lights behind him:

A. Hopes he's hallucinating
B. Puts Dick back in pants
C. Loses erection
D. Thinks of good excuse
E. Hopes 'Package' in back stays quiet
F. Knows he signaled; wondering why seeing lights
G. Thinks about offering BJ but worried it's lady cop
H. Hopes cop 'got some' last night
I. Hopes this won't affect his probation
J. Wishes he hadn't ignored his mailed car registra
K. Swats the air, in mad attempt to get haze out
L. Unwraps Gum and again considers 'G'
M. Tells friend to 'act cool' & pass the eye drops
N. Coordinates story w/ friend in 10 seconds
O. Farts stinky fart. Oops. Not a fart.
P. Red/blue Lights. Pretty.

[kellyhound]