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01-23-2011, 10:05 AM
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 ★Wizard Of Gore★ Poster Rank:1 Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 126,355
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Re: Funny Lunch Notes To Collegues
When I worked at the law school, I had to get a little refrigerator to keep in my office. Those secretaries were bandits!!  Funny Stuff, Kel!!   |
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01-24-2011, 01:20 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:620 Men Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,449 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 57 Post(s)
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Re: Funny Lunch Notes To Collegues
Before you put your name on your food, write on your food that you've licked it, or spat in it! This works!! I've done it! Right in front of the entire breakroom, LICK YOUR FOOD, OR SNEEZE OR SPIT IN IT! It's your junk so it's not gross to you! But DO ADVERTISE that your are serious, and once word gets around, NO ONE WILL EVER EAT YOUR LUNCH EVER, AGAIN! If they do, you'll have the pleasure of watching them try to dispell your nasty-assed germs from their immune systems! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!! |
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01-24-2011, 04:13 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:443 yes Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,552 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 51 Post(s)
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Re: Funny Lunch Notes To Collegues
In my office we had a food bandit who learned his lesson when a lady left a partial tray of 'Ex-Lax' fudge brownies. It became hilariosly obvious later that afternoon when the fattest slob in the plant came down with a bad case of the shizzlin' drits.  |
