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06-26-2010, 06:03 AM
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First Post - Caught with Dick in Hand.
Hey DR's, thought I'd enlighten you all with my first post being one of comedic value. Was the local "racers" hangout tonight. Lots of nice ass, and cars come here every weekend , typical watering hole. some huge walrus was caught, in plain view jerking off in his pickup truck to the young girls walking around the parking lot. The Story: According to witness', a rather bovine looking middle eastern fellow was caught masturbating in the parking lot of Tim Hortons on 61st street and Barlow Trail SE. One woman described her encounter with the man as "disgusting" and mentioned that when he exposed himself to her, he was covered in semen and rolling around on the ground with his penis in plain sight, gripped in his hand. When confronted, the fellow allegedly threatened to kill everyone in the parking lot with a pair of booster cables, and said that "in one phone call, you're all dead" Photo's of the alleged perpetrator:    This fellow was released at the scene and allowed to drive home, as his charge was summary "Performing an Indecent Act" (not sure if that's the official charge) and considered minor. Video coming tomorrow after it gets uploaded His son came back to the parking lot a while after in the same truck, and started to threaten death upon the people who called him into the police.  · |
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06-26-2010, 04:06 PM
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Re: First Post - Caught with Dick in Hand.
I'm surprised the fat fuck could find his dick underneath all those rolls of flab, so yeah, bonus points for that.
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06-26-2010, 09:13 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:552 Too many to choose from...apparently Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,817 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 63 Post(s)
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Re: First Post - Caught with Dick in Hand.
Note to self..... Do not jerk off in public parking areas or police may intervene.
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06-27-2010, 07:03 PM
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 Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Poster Rank:480 Girl :) Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,186 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 2 Post(s)
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Re: First Post - Caught with Dick in Hand.
Not only that. I worked into movie theatres for over 10 yrs. I remember clearly having to ask 2-3 times some random dudes to stop jerking off while watching Lord of the Rings. Sometimes it sucks to be a cinema employee  |
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06-27-2010, 07:08 PM
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Re: First Post - Caught with Dick in Hand.
^ Wierd freaks Fuck me Frodo, ohh Frodo ah yes yesss wooohooooo lol |
