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Elephant Foreplay
An enema? What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants. How do you tell when elephants have been fornicating in the backyard? Cum stains in the trashcan liners. What does an elephant use as tampons? Sheep. How do you tell when an elephant in menstruating? Your mattress is missing and there's a dime on the nightstand. What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A tall, skinny epileptic. |
