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● 06-03-2011, 03:30 AM
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

He got stuck? Wow, that's gross.
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● 06-03-2011, 07:37 AM
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

It's not a fail. They get stuck together as it sometimes takes time for the semen to leave the male into the female so they stick like this so that this male has the best chance of getting the female pregnant instead of another male.

Because the transfer of seminal fluid in the dog takes some time, the base of the penis swells in order to prevent the tie from breaking too early, thus ensuring that the semen is completely ejaculated and the bitch has the best possible chance of getting pregnant by this male.

This is an evolutionary mechanism. As soon as the bitch "takes" (i.e. gets pregnant), she will go out of season -- otherwise, she will continue to stand for/breed with (potentially) other males until she's pregnant -- the tie helps ensure that particular male will be the one passing on his genetic material.
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

like to get stuck with you kelly!
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

It's true that usually happens when dogs mate, but considering he has been neutered (no balls) and that the female is his sister, I would have to allot a percentage of fail on Conan's part. HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

That shouldn't be anywhere on here, as it completely normal
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

That shouldn't be anywhere on here, as it completely normal
Yup, true..
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

He got stuck? Wow, that's gross.
What's gross is the owner recorded it..
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Re: Dogs Mating Fail

What's gross is the owner recorded it..
Yep that's a bit odd
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