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Awww...I've something like this...doesn't like shampoo
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So cute..
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Re: Dog Avoids Bath

He looks like he is riding a skateboard.
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Re: Dog Avoids Bath

thats where i would walk up with a second bucket full of water and douse him from behind with!
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Re: Dog Avoids Bath

thats where i would walk up with a second bucket full of water and douse him from behind with!
Lol, believe it or not, I think you've just discovered the Columbus Egg! now that's some great military tactic:

Step # 1: carry the dirty dog to the execution square, better if you pull him by the front legs
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Step # 2: the fake bath begins: make sure that the bucket is large enough to accomodate the dirty dog with open legs: in this case, some < of Ø30 (Ø 33 should work, measure the distance between front-left and rear-right leg, and front-right and rear-left leg):
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plus, DON'T fill the bucket with too much water, 1/3rd should work
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Step # 3: Load a barrel with water, bath foam, bleach, pesticide and some Voodoo Potion (the formula is depending by the breed of the dog):
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Step # 4: Empty the mix on some dumper truck.

Step # 5: Park the dumper truck behind the dirty dog

Step # 6: Unload the truck
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I bet it works.
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Re: Dog Avoids Bath

lmao gatagato
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Thats good
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