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Re: Diving Turtle Gets Perfect 10

Eh, shocking post, huh? That is what happens whenever one hits the bottle right before posting.
Note to self: don't drink before posting or don't post after drinking. Plus, I forgot to add the pic showing the calculation of the angle of the dive: here is it. According to my calculation, the dive was wrong by a factor of 50 degrees.
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@ Gatagato.I like your explanation
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Re: Diving Turtle Gets Perfect 10

In my humble opinion the diving skills of this turtle leave much to desire: a dive like that (which is one of the easier if not the easiest at all), is
classified as 101A (jump forward, straight with no rotations nor spinning).
Basically, all you have to do is a splash. But the turtle complicated her task because she was too fast while taking the run: yes, it sounds crazy for
some turtle, but that is what really happened. According to some calculations made @ NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, she took the run at some average speed of about 200 kmph (approx. 124.28 mph). See image # 1.
A dive may end in 3 different ways: one is the good, two are wrong, always.
You have four basic points of reference: two are static, two are not (see image # 2).

Static points of reference:
1 - Bridge
2 - Water's level

Dynamic points of reference:
3 - Turtle's head
4 - Turtle's asshole

The turtle made a mistake of less than 40°, enough to ruine her dive, though.

"Dynamic points of reference" had me rolling.
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