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● 11-13-2023, 11:56 AM
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Cutting a Watermelon Fail

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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Such a huge target and he aims towards his hand.
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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Ewww, knife slice wounds give me the heebeejeebees.
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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Hand follows eyes. If you look at you hand you will hit it.
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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Hand follows eyes. If you look at you hand you will hit it.
Same if you look at what you're trying to avoid when driving riding flying boating bicycling. Amen.
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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Didn't this fool ever play Fruit Ninja when he was a teen?
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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Same if you look at what you're trying to avoid when driving riding flying boating bicycling. Amen.
Same rule dirt biking. I luckily learned it at a tender age and carried forward to the other velocity sports!
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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Hand follows eyes. If you look at you hand you will hit it.
Good thing he wasn't looking at her tits.
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Re: Cutting a Watermelon Fail

Hahaha! What. A. Fool.


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