[winnn420]

ok this is not funny to me because...yesterday I looked just like this numbnuts when I opened a can of coke in my kitchen only to drop it on the tile while taking the first sip and that mother fucker fastly spun in a circle on the ground and sprayed my ENTIRE fucking kitchen and myself. I mean 4 feet up the walls, ALL over the fridge & dishwasher. It was horrible. Unfortunately my kitchen is one of the few rooms in my house without surveillance cameras otherwise I'd be getting laughed at!

Luckily we're having a party this weekend so we're bringing a maid service in tomorrow to clean the whole house anyways, but that didn't make the situation any better yesterday.

[ttjj1410]

Bwahahahahahahah ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahah

[theydontlikeitupem]

He's going to be sticky as fuck haha