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12-10-2009, 08:37 PM
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Christmas Decorations

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take my fake man down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was only one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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12-10-2009, 08:43 PM
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Re: Christmas Decorations

HAHAHA Thats fucken awesome!!!!!!!!! I want one of the guy hanging off the roof.
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12-11-2009, 03:10 AM
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Re: Christmas Decorations

That is absolutely brilliant!
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12-11-2009, 03:26 AM
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thats fucking mad funny dude
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12-11-2009, 07:06 AM
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Re: Christmas Decorations

hahah love it
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12-11-2009, 07:13 AM
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Re: Christmas Decorations

Holy shit, man, I have a feeling that decoration is about to sweep the nation.... that looks hilariously convincing. Shame on the dipshits who didn't observe it long enough to realize the fakeness and humor behind it haha I think I may try that.
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12-11-2009, 08:55 AM
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Re: Christmas Decorations

AWSOME, would have been funnier if there were someone at the bottom shooting spit wads at the guy!
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Re: Christmas Decorations

wish i'd thought of it first (envious look), you're a genius! why'd they had to have it taken down? some people are not funny. a fake guy on the roof with its back turned oblivious to the hanging fake guy would prob'ly caused a lot of dialed 911's
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Re: Christmas Decorations

hehehe love it even though my crimbo lights gave up this year so they got chucked in the bin meh no tree up yet still annoyed with the lights


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