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06-28-2017, 05:41 PM
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Why do women like doing this.
That was the third time I've seen something like this every time it was a girl.

My ex could hold her piss in for a lonnngggg time, but when she needed a shit, boy get out her road ... Actually that might be her
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Hahahahahahahaha
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Why do women like doing this.
That was the third time I've seen something like this every time it was a girl.
I'm a male and this happened to me once recently, but it was on the driveway of my rural home. I suffer from OIC and gastroparesis, so I take herbal supplements that make both my upper and lower GI tract behave.

I was in town shopping with my roomie and we had just left my mum's place and were headed to Wal-Mart to pick up some groceries. About halfway there, I got hit with the most intense need to shit. I immediately aborted Wal-Mart and turned the car towards home. The whole way home, I clenched like a Hillary supporter holding onto hope of a Trump impeachment.

We made it there and I thought I could maintain the power-pucker required to get into the house. I was wrong. When I got out of the car and stood up, I could barely hold it in with all my might. I knew if I took a step, I'd shit like a mudslide right into my drawers. So, in the name of politeness and decency, I told my roomie what was going on and asked her to please go inside quickly. She did so and, as she walked away, I quickly dropped trou, grabbed the car frame, and leaned back in the hopes of missing my pants, etc.

What happened next must've looked much like the performance the woman in this vid gave us. Mass quantity combined with very impressive distance. It was disgusting and embarrassing, for sure. But that outcome was better than shitting myself while trying to walk into either Wal-Mart or my house.

That was the only time I've ever had that happen in my life. I later attributed the event to some sort of synergy between my GI herbal meds, kind of like they both hit maximum effect at the same time or something.

And yes, it's now funny. My roomie teases me about it regularly.
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I'm a male and this happened to me once recently, but it was on the driveway of my rural home. I suffer from OIC and gastroparesis, so I take herbal supplements that make both my upper and lower GI tract behave.

I was in town shopping with my roomie and we had just left my mum's place and were headed to Wal-Mart to pick up some groceries. About halfway there, I got hit with the most intense need to shit. I immediately aborted Wal-Mart and turned the car towards home. The whole way home, I clenched like a Hillary supporter holding onto hope of a Trump impeachment.

We made it there and I thought I could maintain the power-pucker required to get into the house. I was wrong. When I got out of the car and stood up, I could barely hold it in with all my might. I knew if I took a step, I'd shit like a mudslide right into my drawers. So, in the name of politeness and decency, I told my roomie what was going on and asked her to please go inside quickly. She did so and, as she walked away, I quickly dropped trou, grabbed the car frame, and leaned back in the hopes of missing my pants, etc.

What happened next must've looked much like the performance the woman in this vid gave us. Mass quantity combined with very impressive distance. It was disgusting and embarrassing, for sure. But that outcome was better than shitting myself while trying to walk into either Wal-Mart or my house.

That was the only time I've ever had that happen in my life. I later attributed the event to some sort of synergy between my GI herbal meds, kind of like they both hit maximum effect at the same time or something.

And yes, it's now funny. My roomie teases me about it regularly.

Certainly not funny ... When you have to go, you have to go, at least you had the forsight to send your roomie ahead, before fighting the forward thrust that was upon you .. She just stood in the open, maybe it was just one big massive open space all around..
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She need more fiber in her diet for better logging,
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Yuck! I bet her underwear and pants stunk to high heaven!


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