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04-04-2023, 04:44 PM
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 ✖ The Antique Christ ✖ Poster Rank:106 Gonzo Punk Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 15,478
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Bicycle Thieves Get One Up the Ass
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04-04-2023, 06:22 PM
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Re: Bicycle Thieves Get One Up the Ass
That will teach you not to steal 
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04-04-2023, 09:33 PM
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Re: Bicycle Thieves Get One Up the Ass
I'm not sure either. But whatever its is, it's up their butt and it hurts. |
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04-04-2023, 09:44 PM
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Re: Bicycle Thieves Get One Up the Ass
I don't see anything unusual with the seat. It is an old style seat with rear springs. When sat upon, maybe the seat and springs depress completely and expose a fixed awl or blade. That's as best as I can figure.  |
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04-04-2023, 10:05 PM
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Re: Bicycle Thieves Get One Up the Ass
A metal rod poking their butt Satisfying post, thank you.  |
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04-05-2023, 12:12 AM
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Re: Bicycle Thieves Get One Up the Ass
The seat is set up to support *zero* weight, and when the perp sits down, the seat post makes an unannounced surprise visit to their rectum. It is a genius idea, and I hope every one of those fuckers bled out in a slow, painful manner.
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