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02-25-2011, 04:14 PM
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Re: Alligator Bites Trainers Head
the alligator gets ahead and makes his move. the alligator leads by a head and the trainer has the finished line in clear view. (sign tells audience to gasp) the alligator wins by a head (sign tells audience to cheer) but the trainer won't be holding his head in shame as he blindly heads off with his mind somewhere else. the alligator says that this was his final race as he will now be starting his new job as a headmaster in a private school. he feels totally confident in being successful in his new job stating "as they say, two heads are better than one!" (sign tells audience to applaud) as the crocodile crawls off, he turns his head, smiles and says "damn, that was the best head i ever got!" (sign goes up indicating to the audience to groan). |
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03-02-2011, 06:35 PM
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Re: Alligator Bites Trainers Head
I'm pretty sure he lived, because they got enough people on it fast enough to stop it from doing the death roll. Guaranteed to have some scars from it though.
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03-02-2011, 06:55 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:6 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Alligator Bites Trainers Head
A death roll would have been cool, it probably would have popped his head right off.  |
