[DiamondSmiles]

*He looks like a dick to me! (No pun intended!)*

5 Things You Didn’t Know About the Man with the World’s Biggest Penis

by Brandon Wenerd on January 9, 2013 at 1:06pm


Standing at 5'9" tall', Jonah ****** is an anatomical marvel of the world. Though not officially certified by Guinness World Records, ****** packs 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, (the more surprising news might be that Guinness World Records doesn't have a dong record... yet).

That's big enough to earn the distinction as, "The Man with the World's Biggest Penis," which has caused some controversy in airports by the TSA. Anyway, MTV's Guy Code Blog just interviewed ****** about his massive member. Read it here. Below are a few fascinating highlights:

He can't use urinals:

When you're at a urinal, do the guys next to you gawk?

"I don't use urinals; I use a stall. I don't want to put on a show like that. It's easier for me to sit down."



His balls are, "proportionately as big":

Speaking of which, are your balls normal?

"They're massive. They're proportionately as big. When I [hit puberty], they were already the size of Grade-A eggs."



Shoe-size doesn't matter:

Here's another myth: shoe size. Are your feet bigger than Shaq's?

"I wear 10.5 shoes."



It causes sexual partners jaws to drop:

When you're with sexual partners, do jaws drop? Is it too much for them?

"Yeah, basically, even if they already know the size. I do my best to make them not nervous--a lot of making out, kissing, foreplay usually relaxes them. I'm slow and gradual. ... When girls are really excited, they could take a fire hydrant."



Uhhhhhhh........

Are you looking for a significant other, or happy being single?

"I guess I'm looking for someone, but it's not like I'm desperate for someone.

If only you could find the woman with the world's deepest vagina...

I don't need depth. I need someone who's really good at oral.

So they'd have to be ridiculously deep-throated?

I don't have to go all the way down their throat. Nobody's ever completely deep-throated me anyway. ... I sucked myself until I was 18 years old. I can't do it anymore--I get upper neck problems."


*TMI?*

[Emperor Wang]

Lol at the fire hydrant bit

[Pyramid_Head]

...Interesting...

[Brandi]

Ewww to the last comment

[divreaper]

I sucked my dong ha ha

[kellyhound]

I sucked myself until I was 18 years old. I can't do it anymore--I get upper neck problems."

[thissiteisfuckedup]

wtf, was he for reals in the last comment.

[Faline]

[peema]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

...I sucked myself until I was 18 years old. I can't do it anymore--I get upper neck problems."

That is not upper neck, that's a mental problem if you ask me.

[DiamondSmiles]

Love the neon pants!

I think that is what he was wearing when he stopped at an airport, lol!