[corrico]

I decided, I wanted to be a ninja.

[sweep101]

What the fuck is that all about, does his farts stink as he is wearing a gas mask.

[corrico]

No, they only stink when he doesn't wear it.

[Shakey]

Well, if anything, he can twirl the baton in the next parade.

[Sharon]

He's real fucking HIGH

[exhale666]

Too fat to be a Ninja, next time eat a salad.

[Desensitisation]

Great job! Now get some pig tails and a short mini-skirt, some marching boots, and you'll be the head baton twirler at the next marching band gather for sure!

[corrico]

Haha.

I'll admit, a ninja or fire twirler would have been my first choices, based on overall badassery.

Buuuuuuuut, I guess I could settle for a marching band or cheer/moral boosting equivalent.

Do you think if I wore pigtails and a mini skirt, they would let me change with the other women?

Or would they hold the same ridicule and discriminant behaviour I have come to expect from todays society?

[LrlynJy]

Originally Posted by sweep101 ↗

What the fuck is that all about, does his farts stink as he is wearing a gas mask.

just watched Mortal kombat's sub-zero in action me thinks...

[myss)(phit]

lmfao you're such a dork, i love it